Secret Exit by: RosienTucker (submitted by Bragger)

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the +!@#$ or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -- canine or feline attendance is not required.

Rosie is the worst! She will try and squeeze herself through the crack under the door, then when she gives up w/ that, she will scratch like crazy, it actually sounds like someone pounding on the door. Silly me thought that now that all my kids were older and they finally gave up on following me to the bathroom, I would have some peace!